Yesterday, I was hurtling through space (because I like to hurtle), and the most amazing…

thing happened. I realized that unbeknownst to me, I was blasting through space and time at an amazing 67,000 miles per hour around the sun, all the while spinning out of control at close to 1000 mph!!! I know you’re wondering why I wasn’t on the news for such a feat! But I did this all while standing still. That is the Earth was doing all the work of spinning and hurtling – me, I just woke up, yawned, and rolled over in bed. (at speeds of 1000 mph….ha!)

I think I might just do it again tomorrow. Wanna come?